Theme for the day.

Apparently today's overwhelming trend is *old person shambling at top arthritically gnarled limb across the street day*. I've seen so many of them racing to and fro that I may look for the alien pods from "Cocoon" in my apt. complex's pool when I get home. I can only think "So long Methuselah" each time I witness it and it never gets less alarming. Do you want sodium free, baked fries with that shaky liver spot?