Friday, February 5, 2010

You want me on your side. Trust me.

Last night I dreamed once more of the coming zombie apocalypse. I pulled out every move I know and managed to vanquish maybe twenty zombies, including a zombie tiger. I was unstoppable. I also learned that you will need the following items attached to your keychain in order to survive when it happens in veritas:

  1. Pepper Spray
  2. A flashlight
  3. A blunt metal object to inflict trauma
  4. A decent sized blade

2 comments:

Gilliauna said...

You've been watching too much Resident Evil. Laughs.

We're following you now.

- Leal

QueenofQueens said...

I feel completely exposed now. Thanks Leal. ;)

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