- Pepper Spray
- A flashlight
- A blunt metal object to inflict trauma
- A decent sized blade
Friday, February 5, 2010
You want me on your side. Trust me.
Last night I dreamed once more of the coming zombie apocalypse. I pulled out every move I know and managed to vanquish maybe twenty zombies, including a zombie tiger. I was unstoppable. I also learned that you will need the following items attached to your keychain in order to survive when it happens in veritas: